It's so cold ...

... that I'm blue.

I'm a Piggy

I love pig ears even though they make my ass look big.

Feed Me

My bowl's empty. Stop taking pictures & feed me.

Court Jester

This is not amusing.

Likes Me Fangs

I'm a vampire dog.

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock
Who's There?

Bitsy.
Bitsy who?
Bitsy the b1tch.

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